Happy April 1st!: IPSO Alliance and Grid Connect launch “PKE Smart Sensor(TM)”

Did you enjoy our April Fools humor? Although the “PKE Smart Sensor” may have been a joke, the IPSO Alliance is very serious about defining smart objects for the IoT.

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COLORADO SPRINGS, CO – (April 1, 2014) – The IPSO (Internet Protocol for Smart Objects) Alliance and Grid Connect, jointly announced the launch of a new Psychokinetic Energy (PKE) Smart Sensor.  This new product will allow consumers to remotely monitor paranormal activity in their home and work environments. It is currently under patent review.

Zach Shelby, Director of the Internet of Things at ARM and Chairman of IPSO’s new Smart Object Committee, said, “We have examined the PKE Smart Sensor and concluded that it fulfills the committee’s semantic definition of a smart object.” He added, “This collaboration between our alliance and the engineers at Grid Connect/ConnectSense reflect IPSO’s continued focus on pushing the boundaries of what is possible in this world and the next.”

 Matthew Gillmore, Chairman of IPSO’s Technical Advisory Board and Strategic Standards Architect at Itron, said, “We continue to champion innovative ways of harnessing energy and creating a more resourceful world. Inventions like the PKE Smart Sensor help consumers to effectively load balance the paranormal energy that may be underutilized in their homes and offices. Our newest IPSO member, Grid Connect, has been a leader in the embedded and networking marketplace for over 20 years, so when it comes to sensors, who are you going to call?” 

 Adam Justice, VP of ConnectSense/Grid Connect, said, “By connecting our PKE Smart Sensor to the cloud, our customers can now monitor paranormal sightings remotely, using common devices such as the smart phone. If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, you will be alerted immediately. He added, “We are excited to partner with the IPSO Alliance and expand their mission to build a smarter after-world through the Internet of Things.”

PKE 

Product Specifications – PKE 2000

  • Unprecedented sensitivity – up to 300 meter detection zone
  • Quadcore technology – track multiple entities simultaneously
  • Astral Positioning System enables real time map tracking/Google maps overlay
  • Connecting multiple systems enables wider coverage
  • Sends alerts via SMS and Twitter to avoid supranatural interference
  • False positive detection software filters out  non psychokinetic activity
  • Internet enabled
    • iPhone/Android Applications
    • IPv6
    • Supports optional Home Entity Management System (HEMS)
    • Google Glass and IP-based actuator interfaces: sense activity, record and share

 

About IPSO Alliance

“Building a Smarter World through the Internet of Things”   

 The IPSO Alliance is a global collaborative forum, including many Fortune 500 high tech companies, each a leading player in their industry segment. IPSO Alliance serves as a thought leader for the various communities seeking to establish the Internet Protocol as the network for the connection of Smart Objects. The IPSO CHALLENGE 2014 is a global competition for most innovative concept in the IoT. Enter by April 11 for a chance to win the $10,000 grand prize.

IPSO Alliance may be found on Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn.

About Grid Connect Inc.

Grid Connect, an ISO 9001:2008 company, is a leading manufacturer and distributor of products that enable the Internet of Things. The company’s custom engineering services and attentive customer support ensure that all networking technology products sold by Grid Connect work to customer specifications. In stock items usually ship the same day, and all products come with a no-risk, 30-day money back guarantee. Grid Connect manufacturers the ConnectSense line of WiFi based smart sensors for monitoring homes and businesses.  ConnectSense is available at amazon.com and connectsense.com. Grid Connect can be found on Twitter @GridConnect or Twitter@ConnectSense and at LinkedIn.com/company/Grid-Connect.

Who you Gonna Call?

Laff Sonyu, IPSO Marketing Director (marketing@ipso-alliance.org)

Hugh Morris, Grid Connect Marketing Lead (marketing@gridconnect.com)

This communication is intended strictly in humor; with deference to Columbia Pictures. All similarities to products or persons, living or undead are purely fictitional.

 

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